Woodstock W

"The feeling of acceleration as you fall from the sky is ecstatic!"

- Woodstock, Volume 2 Annex

Woodstock W, also known as Cannon Ball Woodstock, is a Dwarf Assassin-Animal Trainer and the guild master of Grandale. He is a member of the Round Table Alliance as one of the representatives of the small guilds in Akiba.

Appearance
Like with most dwarves, Woodstock is a man of short stature and tanned skin. He has black hair and a large amount of facial hair. His gear resembles an aviator's outfit, and he has expressed interest in flying (and has a wyvern mount).

Personality
Woodstock is a friendly and jovial person who puts community above status, leaving the Black Sword Knights due to its elitist policies. Shortly after the Catastrophe, after the Black Sword Knights established their power in the Akiba alongside D.D.D and Silver Sword, he openly disagrees with Isaac's methods despite the personal risk.

Before the Catastrophe
Woodstock was a former member of the Black Sword Knights, but disliked its elitist rules and left to form his own guild, Grandale. Before the Catastrophe, he was known for throwing feasts and parties for its members.

Saving Serara arc
Woodstock is one of the guild masters of Akiba's small guilds that Marielle invites to a meeting to try and band together and push back against the city's power imbalance. However, minor squabbles and an inability to cooperate causes the meeting to fizzle out, and Marielle's goal is left unfulfilled.

Round Table Alliance arc
Woodstock is invited to the Round Table Conference to represent small guilds along with the Crescent Moon Alliance and Radio Market.

Noosphere arc
After the Shibuya Raid Team leaves for Calling Fortress, Woodstock is sent to keep an eye on the area on his wyvern mount.

Collapse of the Round Table arc
Shortly before the Round Table disbands, Grandale became a delivery guild for remote villages. They decide not to join the New Round Table Council due to their new jobs keeping them busy and away from Akiba, making them unfit for a leadership position in the new Round Table.

Nightingale's Song arc
In Log Horizon: Destruction of the Round Table, he is seen delivering Shiroe's package of letters to KR in Minami, foreshadowing Shiroe's pending visit to the city.

Log Horizon: West Wind Brigade
Woodstock is present at Marielle's attempt to form an alliance. He listens as Soujiro decides not to join the small guilds' alliance.

Woodstock tries to dissuade Isaac from buying and using EXP Pots but fails, only annoying Isaac and causing Isaac to rip some hairs out of his beard. When Soujiro intervenes and successfully persuades Isaac to at least help exterminate some PKers, Woodstock wishes the two luck, much to Isaac's annoyance since the former wasn't coming along despite having fighting capabilities.

Equipment
Little is known about Woodstock's gear, and how much of it is functional equipment and how much is purely decorative. In the mobile game, Woodstock uses a dagger as his weapon.