Return to Akiba

Return to Akiba is the 5th episode of the Log Horizon anime. It aired on November 2, 2013.

Synopsis
The episode begins with Shiroe's narration about NPCs in the game of Elder Tale, and how they were once regular pieces of programming that could give the players items, quests and information. He then notes, however, that something changed after the apocalypse as an old man studies an incoming rain cloud.

Through telepathy, Serara informs Marielle that she is safe with Shiroe and friends thus bringing the Guild Master to tears in relief. Serara apologizes if she worried them before turning off the mental link. She asks Shiroe if they really are safe, and he and Nyanta console her, explaining that they had gone over the Lyport channel and that there are no Griffons that could allow anyone to catch up to them. Serara feels flustered and again thanks the group for saving her, only for Akatsuki's stomach to growl. Naotsugu doesn't waist the opportunity to taunt her for it leading to the two of them to bicker once again.

As Akatsuki chops fire wood, Naotsugu asks Shiroe, who is setting up a tent, just when he had been so interested in camping? Shiroe replies that he had read it in a book though it appears to be much easier in the game than it would be in real life. Naotsugu remarks that you never know what would come in handy in this new world.

While gathering firewood, Serara and Nyanta encounter a wild deer prompting Serara to note that there are animals within the game other than monsters. Nyanta sees this as a great opportunity and remarks that it is now his time to shine. This both surprises and confuses Serara.

With the camp all set up and the sun set, Naotsugu celebrates the accomplishment by sitting back and relaxing while Shiroe notes that if it were still a game, things would have been accomplished by simply logging out and going to bed. Naotsugu however, says that since there isn't anything they can do about it, should try to have fun doing it the hard way regardless. However, their food is still tasteless. This is once again heartbreaking to the trio and Akatsuki takes note on how long Nyanta and Serara have been gone. This is soon forgotten however, as the smell of cooked meat causes Naotsugu to jump to his feet. Shiroe and Akatsuki notice this too and follow the trail of the scent deep into the forest.

They come across Nyanta and Serara who are standing around a cobblestone stove with kebabs of dear meet. The three take a bite out of the kebabs and to their delighted surprise, the food has taste. The three beg Nyanta for more causing Serara to compare them to baby birds chirping at a feeding mother. Shiroe asks how Nyanta was able to accomplish this in which he responds that since ingredients like fruits, spices and raw meat still have taste, the only way to make proper food is to mix these ingredients and cook them properly. Shiroe and Naotsugu demonstrate that whenever they try to cook meat it always turns into a strange paste, but when Nyanta explains that it is because they don't have a Subclass as chef, all becomes clear. Nyanta then reveals that he himself is a level 90 Chef. Honoured by this, Akatsuki decides to properly introduce herself as a level 90 Assassin causing Nyanta to say how impressed he was by her prowess. Akatsuki complements Nyanta back prompting Naotsugu to ask why Akatsuki hadn't greeted him with the same praise as she did Nyanta. Akatsuki responds with insults causing Shiroe to laugh. Nyanta tells him that he has good companions and then asks Serara to introduce herself to the group as well. Serara does so and apologizes for her poor healing skills causing Naotsugu to disagree that it was more than enough. She thanks Shiroe in particular for saving her causing his social awkwardness and difficulty in reacting to praise to show. Nyanta explains that Shiroe gets embarrassed easily and Naotsugu asks her whether she gets the most love letters in her class or not. Before Serara can answer however, Akatsuki knees him in the face, impressing all. But what hurts Naotsugu more than the hit to the face, was he fact that she stole his meat while doing so.

Serara asks how long Nyanta and Shiroe knew each other, and the former answers that he, Shiroe, and Naotsugu were all a part of the Debauchery Tea Party. Akatsuki recognizes the name and is surprised to find that Shiroe and Nyanta were a part of it. When Serara asks if it was a Guild, Shiroe and Nyanta explain that it was less a Guild and more of a hangout of friends that just liked adventuring together for fun despite being a part of different Guilds for the most part. This reveals to Akatsuki just how Shiroe, Naotsugu and Nyanta had managed to get their hands on such high level equipment and how they were able to work so well together. When Naotsugu asks if she ate too much, Akatsuki denies this, but exclaims her disbelief that Naotsugu could have possibly been a part of such a legendary party.

Upon travelling closer to Akiba, Serara swoons over Nyanta, thinking of him as a handsome middle-aged man who is in great shape and always willing to help, but worries about her own shape as well. Shiroe, Akatsuki and Naotsugu notice this immediately and mutter how obvious her feelings are. Naotsugu wonders if she's into middle-aged men but Shiroe only dismisses Nyanta as an adult, though Naotsugu finds the meowing to be a little annoying at times. Akatsuki remarks that Serara has good taste shocking  both of them. Shiroe asks if she likes Nyanta too, in which she explains that he is a skilled swordsman. Worried that she might have offended Shiroe, Akatsuki praises him as well. When he asks if she's consoling him, she replies with an embarrassed "Nope".

While spending the night within the cave, Naotsugu and Shiroe wonder how old Serara is while she sleeps. When Naotusugu is about to use Akatsuki as an example of someone who looks younger than she is, the Asssin in question punches him into a wall. Shiroe begins to compare her to a pair of twins named Touya and Minori and recalls helping them when they were still a very low level. Outside of the cave, the group marvels at the moon shinging upon a lake while Shiroe explains that he wouldn't ordinarily complement people who wanted help, but since the two were beginners, he felt as though it were his duty as a veteran player. He then describes the Teacher System, which is a temporary lower in stats to match those who the player wishes to help train. Shiroe explains that he had seen them after the apocalypse, but hadn't spoken to them due to them being in a guild when he saw them. Naotsugu then asks him with utmost seriousness whether Minori was cute or not. Shiroe says that he has no way of knowing given that he had only heard her voice, but Naotsugu insists that he should have been able to tell some things from her voice. Akatsuki calls him out for being a pervert, prompting Naotusugu to bring up his "Open Pervert:Closet Pervert" argument. This causes Shiroe to laugh, but only momentarily.

Riding atop of the Griffons, Naotsugu alerts them that dark, storm clouds are rolling in, and Nyanta suggests that they land to take shelter. They land in a small farming village within the south end of the Arb highlands. As they stroll through the town, Nyanta asks Shiroe if he's been in any guilds before the apocalypse, however, Shiroe dodges the question and asks Nyanta about the Cat Food Guild that he had been a part of. Serara asks what it's about, and Nyanta explains that the Cat Food Guild was a guild that was made up entirely of Cat People, or Werecats. Serara thinks this is wonderful, but Nyanta explains that the house didn't fair well with the weather and was promptly caved in, the guild had disbanded shortly after that.

As it rains, they come across a Person of the Lands house and are allowed to stay the night as an old man comes to greet them. The man introduces himself as Fedor, the village ombudsman and leads them to the barn, where they may rest. Naotsugu finds great pleasure in sleeping in straw over sleeping on hard ground although Akatsuki berates him, saying that he'd take up too much of it. As Nyanta and Serara go to prepare dinner, Naotsugu and Akatsuki fight over the straw, causing Fedor to muse about how lively they are. They explain to Fedor that they will be travelling to Akiba, causing him to admit that the People of the Land travel very little. When Naotsugu asks if he'd like to hear of they're travels he'd be delighted. Shiroe spots a couple of children in the entrance and nearly mistakens them for Touya and Minori. Fedor calls them in and they are revealed to be two more People of the Land named Mischa and Ivan. Upon seeing Akatsuki, they immediately find themselves swooning over Akatsuki, affectinately reffering to her as a ninja. When Fedor remarks their like for her, Naotsugu explains that it is because they are all kids, causing him to be bombarded by shurikens.

Fedor tells them of when Mischa and Ivan were born where their father had to go to the market during a blizzard while he had to carry their mother to the doctor. With this, Naotsugu notes how human they feel with such detailed backstories and personalities. This causes Shiroe to grimly remark that since the People of the Land have names, personalities and memories while the players have incredibly powerful bodies and are basically immortal, it would only make sense to think that the People of the Land are the real humans while Shiroe Naotsugu and the rest would be the real abnormal ones. With thought, Naotsugu agrees, and notices that there seem to be much more than before the apocalypse. He then dismisses it as something he had never noticed before however. Serara and Nyanta return with a basket of fruits and vegetables and explain that they bought it from some of the neighbouring houses. With the ingredients in their possesion, Serara exclaims that they could possibly make cookies causing Fedor and his grandchildren to wonder what they are. In time, Serara leaves out a plate of cookies that Fedor and his family proceed to contently eat. This however brings Shiroe to yet again think about Touya and Minori which seems to trouble him.

Meanwhile, a small group of players march through the rain having been nearly wiped out by Triffid's. The leader of the group wonders why he has to babysit his team and blames the loss on them. Touya is revealed to be a part of this group and helps another wounded player. The Leader shouts as them as they march, once again blaming them for their low levels, however Touya explains that it was in fact because his level was too high, causing the Triffids to be drawn to him when they should be drawn to the tank, being Touya. Touya remarks that this has ruined their formation, leading to their losses and comes to understand the Teacher System in doing so.

Once in shelter, Touya asks Minori about her wounds who explains that she had been spending the whole day sowing them shut. Touya is greatly angered by this but Minori says that there is nothing else for them to do. The leader of the Guild enters the room to collect a payment for their meals, being that of a small loaf of bread. Touya tries to think what Shiroe would do in the situation but ultimately takes no action.

Now in Akiba, Touya and his guild traverse through the town when he hears Shiroe's voice. Peering through the crowd, he spots Shiroe being welcomed back by Marielle and the Crescent Moon alliance, he appears to want to talk to him, but is called by his Guild Master to hurry up. Obeying his orders, he turns his back on Shiroe, who in turn spots Touya with a determined expression...